• Nick Pennman

Lockdowns: 80% of wives claim to be okay. 80% of husband's confused.

As we approach the two month mark of the Covid-19 stay at home orders, a growing number of men claim to be confused by their wives insistence that they're "okay". "My wife Julie hasn't spoken to me in days" says Jim, an accounts manager from Boston.

"When I asked how she was feeling, she said she was fine. I guess it's just cabin fever". "Cabin fever" scoffs Julie. "He knows what he did". We got in touch with Jim afew days later. He was playing playstation while Julie cleaned the house. "I think she just needs some fresh air. Hopefully these lockdowns end soon". With stay at home orders continuing it is unclear whether husbands will realise that their wives aren't actually "okay".