• Nick Pennman

Go to your room: Say celebrities from their palatial estates.

Politicians and celebrities across America have once again urged citizens to “do the right thing” and stay home to stop the spread of Covid-19.

“You don’t need to leave your house to have fun. Run a marathon from your kitchen to your living room, jet ski in your bathtub, have Gordon Ramsay cook you a Michelin star meal”. Said one celebrity.

Surprisingly, many American’s appear to be ignoring their advice and protesting the stay at home orders issued by their states.

In an attempt to calm the population, celebrities, led by Alexandria Ocasio Cortez have bound together via Skype to sing Bryan Adams “Everything I do, I do it for you”.

In response, viral videos from Americans across all social media platforms have begun to sing the Culture Club classic, “Do you really want to hurt me”. Ms. Cortez addressed the apparent question with a simple response, “Yes, yes we do”.