• Nick Pennman

Democrats: Release prisoners to save lives.

Boston - Prominent Democrats have advocated the reduction of the incarcerated population to stop the spread of Covid-19 and save lives

"This is no time for business as usual. Unless federal courts and federal prosecutors take immediate and bold action to reduce our federal prison population and limit the intake of new prisoners, we will face a humanitarian crisis of enormous magnitude”.

Speaking with an unnamed inmate, he assured the Bugle’s own, Nick Pennman that there was no risk associated with his release.

“Everyone’s on lockdown. I can’t rob no one if there’s no one on the street. You know what I mean?”

Skepticism over the source of this compassion has forced Democrats to dismiss an influential 2002 study, which found that 73 percent of felons and ex-felons would vote Democrat.

“This isn’t about politics. It’s about empathy. Sure these people have committed serious crimes, but I mean, who hasn’t”. The Bugle was later informed that these comments were meant in jest.